Jake: -Looks at him and sighs- Puck, it's Jake.
Puck: Hey lil' bro, think you can get my girl on the line?
Jake: Dude, he is crying. Please, you have to stop.
Puck: Dude, you better not take his side.
Jake: He is threatening my job.
Puck: Get another job. Why aren't you doing the same with Marley?
Jake: Because I don't want to be like you. You are an embarassment and a bad person. If there was a charge for being a bad brother and bad friend, then you would be in jail forever. Dude, you are being a jerk and you are being a complete ass. You really think that this is the way to get her back? Dude, you just wrecked whatever chances you thought you had because you hurt the man she loves. I mean, you are being mean now and I am tired of it. Dude, they blocked your number for a reason.
Puck: Oh, are you going soft for the girl.
Jake: This is not about me and Marley. This is about you being a jerk. I mean, you are making him hurt. I know you won't believe me but he is hurting. -Looks at Sam- Go back to your wife, I can take care of my brother.
Puck: She is my girl!
Sam: -Starting to mad again and then gets up, deciding to get a drink-
Jake: Dude, you are really making it hard here. We are family here but you are not acting like my brother. Puck, you need to stop this. I am not going to be here to do it anymore. Dude, you are such a jerk. Dude, I am leaving because I am a god friend and need to go. You can't use me like this anymore and I can't betray my friendship anymore. My time here is just causing them more pain since you keep calling. Thanks a lot for ruining my big break. You are a bad brother.
Puck: Oh really, your ex didn't say that last night.
Jake: -Starts to get really mad now- Okay, you are so getting a bigger intervention. -Looks at Sam and waves him over-
Sam: -Walks over scared- What?
Jake: Just let him see her quick and then he will go.
Sam: -Looks at him- No! You want me to go buy that ticket?
Jake: -Looks at him-
Sam: Puckerman, I don't care for you anymore. You are not our friend and you are not welcomed to call. If you want me to wreck my marriage than looks like it happened. I am going to be a horrible dad to my newborn children because I am going to make my wife leave me. Come visit, do what you want. Just mark my words here Puck, you are a jerk and I hope you rot in hell someday because you are just a person who has no heart who can never love. You will never love a woman, you only want her for sex and I can't stand it. I don't know why I am still talking to you because you are just something crazy. Now if you don't mind, I am going to beg my wife to stay with me though it all and act like a girl just because I can't stand up for her. Thanks a lot for making me someone my wife can't be proud of. I am going to disappoint my children and my family. But you, you are already a disappointment. But mark my words. If my wife does leave me, I am going to make sure it is not with Beth or my other children. You can have my wife but you can't have children with her. And if you want her to be yours in bed, good luck because she will never be yours. Wish me luck or in your case no luck as now, I have to go break my wife's heart and not talk to her for a while because I am in such a bad mood but hopefully, you can be a man and apologize to me someday for making me loose the best thing I ever had. -Leaves with tears in his eyes to go see his family-
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