Sam: What, you will be knocking on our door in Vegas to come find us? Uhm, you do realize that is like impossible because you will end up in jail like right when you do it. Do you even know where we are?
Puck: Ya, you are in a nice mansion somewhere. I can see where Jake's phone is through Find my iPhone since we share an account. And man you have a nice house.
Sam: -Smiles- We do don't we? You want to know who our landloards are?
Puck: Ya, then I can find the home easier.
Sam: Yes and get arrested easier. Our landloards are Celine Dion and Rene Angelil.
Puck: Sure, you are working with Celine Dion.
Sam: Did you hear, we are making a Vegas show with them? Too bad you can't see it. That would mean having a police escort.
Puck: I will find my way back to Quinn one way or another Sam. You know she can't resist me and she will come back.
Sam: More like stay away. I am tired of you calling because it causes problems in our marriage.
Puck: Yes because you piss her off.
Sam: No, because it makes her scared, worried and it makes her wonder what you want this time. And I am tired Noah. I am begging you now. I don't care if it makes me sound weak but I am begging on behalf of my wife, my daughters and our son.
Puck: You got my girl pregnant?!
Sam: -Starting to get very mad- She is my wife and I am tired of you calling me that. Please, I am begging you to stop. I am going to ruin my marriage and loose my wife. -Tears up- I love her man.
Puck: Great the faster you loose your marriage, the faster I get married.
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